Tag: humor
member name: Jill D.
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March 06, 2008 07:15 AM EST --
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." -Anonymous
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." . . .
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March 14, 2008 07:26 AM EDT --
I received this image in an email from a friend. Apparently it was taken at our local town park.
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March 17, 2008 11:14 AM EDT --
From an email I received:
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you, at 85 years
old, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
My grandmother . . .
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March 05, 2009 08:49 AM EST --
Ashley, little Ashley,
Cried and whined all day.
Drove her grandma round the bend,
And mother ran away.
Zacky, little Zacky,
Threw an awful fit.
Grandma got the padde,
And . . .
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February 04, 2008 09:29 AM EST --
1. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ..
The finance committee refuses to provide funds for
the purchase of a chandelier because none of the
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March 20, 2008 09:48 AM EDT --
For some reason, the neighborhood critters love to hang out on my porch. I thought you might enjoy these photos:
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May 02, 2008 06:57 AM EDT --
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmick.
His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day John . . .
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March 27, 2008 08:42 AM EDT --
Two trucks loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday, according to the Associated Press.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, . . .
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February 06, 2008 10:06 AM EST --
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break
down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on . . .
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